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  Un-****ing-Believable

  by OneFingerSalute in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  just a few observations from this morning.

  .. this morning as i was trying to choke back the bile that kept wanting to come up during the wt study one comment in particular screamed cult.. towards the very end as comments were being made about "counseling" others with "gracious" words one of the uber-dub minstral-serpents made this comment, "we see in the last image that the brother is holding a bible as he counsels the other brother.

  we look closely at the picture and we can know exactly what he is counseling the brother about.

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  How Christian of those taking issue with your personal grooming not to speak to you first.

  Or were the elders just lying?

  One could check it out by politely asking 'which one of my brothers has something against me, so I can make it right with him?'
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  TV / Movie Clips That Summarize JW.org Life

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is just meant to be a fun topic.. what are some tv and movie snippets that summarize the conformity and extremism of watchtower life in general?.

  i found this trailer for the giver to be dead on :-).

  it shows what happens when you start to openly question the organization and its policies.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etspwr5deek&feature=youtu.be.

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  @jw07,

  Thanks, I'll watch that one with my still-in wife ;-)
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  Need to vent: My loathing for the JW cult increases more and more, while my wife clings more and more to it

  by goingthruthemotions in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just as i think my loathing for the jw cult has peaked, it goes higher and higher.

  i wish this cult would just go away.

  i wish my wife would just wake up.

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  @tornapart

  Maybe your husband should watch the broadcasts. Or even better, you could drop some comments on them.

  • Hmmm....a Royal Commission investigation is labeled as apostate lies?
  • Wow, asking for money again?
  • Garlic bread.....really?
  • Ow that poor little girl. You know worldly people paid her way home?

  No better way to wake up...
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  I have doubts... can you help me??- A new idea

  by HowTheBibleWasCreated in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have been perplexed as to how to brung my wife out of jws and to exit the religion... but i had an idea last night.

  i know that elders will legitimantly meet with brothers who have doubts and encourage them... not df them .. this is a sheperding call etc.. thus since my wife knows i have doubt s i could say: i want to have two brother over to discuss this ... she will agree.... of course i will hit these guys with biblical textual issues, an biology to where they are stunned and still ask... "so brothers... can you solve this conflict...?".

  in this case they will not think of me as an apostate but may question their own beliefs... .

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  Thanks for the update!

  You're a lucky guy it turned out quite OK with your wife...
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  Who was the Gilead Student that jumped overboard?

  by VM44 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  a gilead student from thailand.

  a young thai girl who came to new york to attend the gilead school in upstate south lansing, new york, had a mental breakdown.

  staff members pleaded with president knorr to send her home by plane, under supervision.

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  @Makemeanunbeliever,

  Yes, apparently you have two choices in this:

  • Misconduct of imperfect human leaders and members doesn't mean an organization is evil. So JW is nothing special, and any religion can be considered God's people. And at least JW should stop bashing other religions, political parties etc because of misconduct amongst them.

  • Your God chooses adulterous murderers as his leaders. He could have chosen any of the meek, non-murdering, non-alduterous worshippers he has, but he chooses the assholes. What does that say about your God? How is he any better than any other God?
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  A novel preaching method

  by Listener in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i came across this novel way of preaching on facebook.

  probably one of the easier ways to get your hours in.. https://www.facebook.com/jwbrothers.org/videos/538251706351890/.

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  Also he plays great indeed :-)
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  A novel preaching method

  by Listener in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i came across this novel way of preaching on facebook.

  probably one of the easier ways to get your hours in.. https://www.facebook.com/jwbrothers.org/videos/538251706351890/.

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  Some with 'weak conscience' will write letters to Santa....er I mean the holy GB:

  Are these brothers allowed to play music while preaching with a cult cart?

  What's next, juggling bibles ffs?

  And then a BOE or item in the CLAM will follow:

  Some of our brothers have made creative use of heavenly music while preaching the good news.

  While it is true that Jehovah's worshippers have used music to praise Jehovah throughout the ages, it is not appropriate to use music while preaching.

  Why not?

  First, the music distracts from our beautiful literature trolley, and might negatively effect the apathetic reaction from the public.

  Second, playing music brings undue attention to the person performing the music, while this attention should be on the faithful and discreet slave.

  Third, the only approved way to bring praise to Jehovah using music is in the kingdumb hell.

  Also note that just a single piano is not acceptable for our holy worship, as we are now using orchestral arrangements.

  Note to BOE, don't read to Congo:

  DF all suckers who continue to play unapproved kingdumb music. Also let us know so we can serve a cease-and-desist and sue them for monetary damages on our copyrighted music.
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  Need to vent: My loathing for the JW cult increases more and more, while my wife clings more and more to it

  by goingthruthemotions in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just as i think my loathing for the jw cult has peaked, it goes higher and higher.

  i wish this cult would just go away.

  i wish my wife would just wake up.

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  I'm with you man...same situation and feelings here :-(
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  We may have interbred with Neanderthals earlier than previously thought.

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it is now thought that we have been interbreeding with neanderthals as early as 100,000 years ago.. http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35595661.

  craziest thing i just realized: some women still breed with neanderthals up to this day.

  rihanna and chris brown anyone?.

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  @Viva.....smile ;-)
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  We may have interbred with Neanderthals earlier than previously thought.

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it is now thought that we have been interbreeding with neanderthals as early as 100,000 years ago.. http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35595661.

  craziest thing i just realized: some women still breed with neanderthals up to this day.

  rihanna and chris brown anyone?.

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  Hmmm just wondering now.

  Apparently we share 50% of our DNA with banana's, and only 1%-10% with Neanderthalers.

  What have women been doing???

  @half banana

  Lol, indeed. Know I know why I was never invited on the propaganda committee.

  But this 'true science corresponds with our prehistoric storybook' makes me puke every time....